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shit ah.
schoolbag gone stolen.
what type of creeps steal schoolbags?
apparently stupid ones/

what got nothing better to do or what?
no life huh?
go get a job then the money you earn will be halal ah.

students nowadays are so smart enough to not leave their valuables inside the bags.
use your brains.

see you waste poeples time and energy only.

here's a short ****ing thing i wrote.
all for people who love stealing.
your welcome.

bob: eh friend, lets go steal stuff. since we have no life.
Harry: yeah, i saw two girls went to the toilet. Their bags are there.

* Harry points his crooked, dirty, smelly finger towards two bags *

bob: OMG! i want the pink one! its sooo cute.
Harry: I take the white one. Heh heh I can give it to my girlfriend!
bob: if i were your girlfriend, i would puke.
Harry: whatever. now lets go before they come back.

5 mins later...

As Bob and Harry watch as the two girls screamed irritatedly, they laughed.

Bob: What suckers!
Harry: Yeah! now lets go see what junk there is here.

Bob: BOOKS! why do we even need books! what a waste of time.
Harry: Chill, my friend. Now we can use these CHEAP excersice books to doodle.
Bob: Yeah. Lets get the bags into the lorry.
Harry: CABUT!

at Harry's girlfriend's house...

Harry: I got you something, my dear.
Tina: What is it..?
Harry: here its a bag!
Tina. OMG harry! its beatiful. surely it caused you alot of money!!!
Harry: well, i didnt buy it. I stole it from a kid.
Tina: well... theres three things you did wrong here...
Harry: what is it? Is it my smell? I know im stinky. I am a stupid person who doesnt bathe.
Tina:

1. You stole this bag.
2. You gave me a stolen bag.
3. Your hands are hairy.

NOW GET OUT!!!

Harry: Oh mannn!!!!
Police: YOURE UNDER ARREST!!!
Harry: why?
Police: YOU STOLE EM KIDS BAGS AND YOU SMELL.

see kids?
Harry lost everything cause of stealing.
he lost his gf, got arrested and got nothing out of the bags they stole.

thats all.
and oh ya.

If you see these bags,
one white with tiny colourful polka dots.
one in baby pink colour.
please kindly send it to elias park primary school. ( i think )
or call me or inez maria.
only for those who know our numbers can call.

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